You might be a redneck stripper if:

1. You have ever danced in cowboy boots because you forgot your work shoes.
2. You did a set of "Redneck Woman," "Honkey-Tonk Girls" and "Sweet Home Alabama," and it was NOT a cowgirl theme set.
3. You ask after your customer's wife, kids, and crops.
4. You can hold a detailed conversation about animal husbandry in an evening gown.
5. You have had your VIP set cut short because your customer had to go home and turn a calf.
6. You bought your best outfit at Farm & Fleet.
7. You plan your vacation for the harvest--nobody will be there anyway.
8. You say, "I think a farmer's tan is sexy!" at least 3 times a night.
9. When you call people "redneck" or "hillbilly" they laugh and agree with you.
10. You have to shake hay pieces out of your dance bag.
11. You own a cowboy hat that is not part of a costume.
12. You got tipped in fresh eggs.
13. You can do a lap dance to "The Taliban Song" or "I'll never smoke weed with Willy again"--and make it sexy!
14. You know at least one dancer who has taken "Honeysuckle Rose" as her stage name.
15. There is a mechanical bull and/or NASCAR lights in your place of business.

ANd in case you are wondering, I am most definitely a redneck redhead stripper, y'all!