Location, Location, Location

Where you have sex is almost as important as who you are doing it with. Honestly. Just think of the difference between doing it in your own cozy bed, and in an airplane bathroom. One is more relaxed, more comfortable, adaptable to a variety of positions and techniques. The other is crowded, cramped, uncomfortable, and yet strangely exciting. See?

The point of this is, I got to discussing locations with some friends. Not to brag, but I think I had the longest list. See if you can top this:

1. Backseats of various cars, even after I was WAY out of high school
2. Backseat of my Honda on Lower Wacker Drive
3. Backseat of my Hyundai in somebody's driveway, and we got caught! (I was 31 or so at the time, like I said, way out of high school!) To make this story better, there was no place to get out of the car and get dressed, so we drove all the way home naked, then raced from the car to the front door!
   
4. Heavy petting on the observation deck of the Sears Tower
5. In the employee corridor at the shopping mall
6. Movie theaters (Hasn't everyone?)
7. On the floor of a common room in an Army barracks, when my guy at the time and I were supposed to be in some kind of trouble for something
8. In a dugout on a baseball field
9. On a skeet-shooting range
   
10. On top of a piano in a sound-proof music room (with a musician, which makes it that much cooler!)
11. At the bottom on an outdoor stairwell, where people could walk by and see from above
12. On a beach at Indiana Dunes
13. On a beach in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin
14. Just off the river walk in Augusta Georgia
    
15. In a field of grape vines at Bad Durkheim, Germany
16. On the hood of a car in a dark, scary woods near Baden Baden, Germany
    
17. On a blanket next to the Des Plaines river
18. In a hospital bed, with a patient in traction
    
19. On my boss' chair when I worked at Radio Shack, on company time (not with the boss, however)
    
20. On my front porch on a summer night
21. On somebody else's front porch, the kind that is just a little concrete slab, and anybody walking by could have seen
22. Hot tubs and Jacuzzis all over the place
23. Flat out in my back yard on a blanket
24. The balcony at a hotel, where family members were staying in the adjoining rooms
25. Swimming pool at a hotel
26. With another couple close enough to us that I could hear him taking off her blouse (actually I thought this was hotter than having a threesome)

There are probably more than that, but I can't think of any right now. Let me sleep on that one.