Best Lover in St. Louis??

For your enjoyment, another edition of “It ain’t easy being me, or, the Stuff I Gotta put up with.”

This started out as a couple of “hello” mesages form some guy (??) who calls himself “the best lover in St. Louis.” (bestloverinstlouis)

I don’t know whay I mess with dolts like this. Sometimes I jsut cant resist baiting them. Like Steve Irwin jabbing a rattlesnake with a stick. Retarded, but fun.

ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 10:40:04 AM): I’m sure you are the best lover in St. Louis, but I am really not in a position to try out your claim.
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 10:40:15 AM): Be nice
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 10:40:31 AM): I am
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 10:40:49 AM): but first, I am amrries, and second, I am 300 miles away from you
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 10:40:54 AM): married
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 10:41:37 AM): Ever hear of friendship?
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 10:42:10 AM): yes.
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 10:42:25 AM): fine
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 10:42:40 AM): which has nothing to do with my original statement. I am in no poistion to find out if you ar ehte bet lover in St. Louis.
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 10:43:10 AM): so
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 10:43:20 AM): It is much, mjuch more than physical.
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 10:43:23 AM): Oh my
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 10:45:23 AM): not looking for an emotional fling, either
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 10:45:34 AM): or a cyber one, for that mater
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 10:45:38 AM): Oh my
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 10:45:39 AM): matter
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 10:45:41 AM): How assuming of you.
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 10:45:44 AM): Wow
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 10:46:09 AM): ok, wel, you dont realize the pile of stuff I have to weed through every day, jsut to open my messenger
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 10:46:43 AM): I would say roughly 90% of the IM’s I get from strangers are from people who have not read my porfile and want to have sex with me
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 10:46:49 AM): Stop treating me like the other PIGS and JACK-OFFS
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 10:47:07 AM): You screen name sorta puts up a red falg there
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 10:47:24 AM): Wow, you assume
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 10:47:40 AM): no, I work the odds
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 10:47:48 AM): Then assume
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 10:47:57 AM): ok, porve me wrong
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 10:47:58 AM): Who is in the photo to the right?
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 10:48:04 AM): that’s me
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 10:48:05 AM): I DO NOT have to.
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 10:48:06 AM): I am me.
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 10:48:21 AM): I deserve to be treated right, from the get go.
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 10:48:52 AM): I am not treating you badly. just letting you now where I stand. I would not want to waste you time
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 10:50:42 AM): bull shit
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 10:52:05 AM): What exactlay did I say that was so horrible?
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 10:52:26 AM): Stop being on edge.
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 10:55:56 AM): o-kaaaaaaaay
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 10:56:08 AM): so, what exactly did you want?
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 10:56:24 AM): Not a thing.
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 10:56:32 AM): Fuck
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:21:36 AM): Sne dme that photo.
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:21:46 AM): Please send me that photo.
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:21:53 AM): why?
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:22:00 AM): I like it!
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:22:12 AM): Nah
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:22:25 AM): huh?
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:22:33 AM): Who is that in the photo?
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:22:36 AM): It says a lot.
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:22:36 AM): you can see a bunch of them ant colleenoreilly.com
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:22:42 AM): it is me
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:22:49 AM): I am a model and a dancer
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:23:44 AM): wHAT KIND OF FANCER?
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:23:47 AM): dancer?
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:23:57 AM): exotic
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:24:05 AM): please read my porfile
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:24:16 AM): I did.
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:24:21 AM): It is not very clear,
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:24:42 AM): i am a stripper. I dance topless for money
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:24:52 AM): No way
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:28:25 AM): Are you an A cup?
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:29:09 AM): It is a pay site
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:29:31 AM): What happened to “friendship”? that is not a question you ask somebody you want for a friend
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:29:43 AM): and yes, Iknew that it was a pay site
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:30:00 AM): Friends don’t make friend pay either.
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:30:11 AM): what is on the webcam?
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:30:40 AM): ?
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:30:56 AM): didnt you jsut ask me to view your cam?
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:31:08 AM): no
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:31:20 AM): hmm…ok. that was weird
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:31:29 AM): o.k.
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:32:58 AM): so. amyway, I dont really think this whole friendship thing is going to work out. See, my friends, real and virtual, male and female, do not ask me to send them pictures of myself. They respect that my work as a model is WORK, and that I need to get paid to work, jsut like you do.
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:33:22 AM): Your scanky any way.
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:33:26 AM): Fake hair.
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:33:31 AM): they why do you want to be my friend?
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:33:50 AM): talk about sour grapes
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:33:53 AM): You are totally fake.
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:34:01 AM): oh?
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:34:17 AM): Get a real job.
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:34:20 AM):
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:34:27 AM): Your site is not good either.
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:34:29 AM): No class.
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:34:36 AM): WHy? I make more in a hour than many people do in a day
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:34:47 AM): Illegally.
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:34:51 AM): yuck
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:34:55 AM): actally, no
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:35:09 AM): I bet that you pay no taxes
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:35:15 AM): I do.
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:35:19 AM): haha
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:36:24 AM): so, what I dont understand is, why were syou so upset that I was treating you like all the other jerks who jsut want to get into my pants when it turns out that you, my friend, are JUST ANOTHER JERK WHO WANTS TO GET INTO MY PANTS!
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:36:42 AM): Go fuck yourself scank
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:36:52 AM): Your the jerk and trailor trash
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:36:58 AM): BTW, this whole convo is terrific material fo rmy blog.
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:37:08 AM): F-off
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:37:11 AM): Whor
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:37:23 AM): no, sweetie. YOU couldn’t pay me
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:37:34 AM): Get a make-over scank
ColleenOReilly (11/20/2007 11:37:48 AM): how original. got any more?
bestloverinstlouis (11/20/2007 11:38:12 AM): Grow up.